This is NOT a
story about venison, and the cooking thereof. It is a celebration of The Stag Cook Book: Written by Men, for Men,
(New York, 1922), by Sheridan, C. Mack. This marvellously informative and
much-needed book has a rather poignant dedication:
Dedicated to:
THAT GREAT HOST OF
BACHELORS AND BENEDICTS ALIKE
who have at one time or another tried to “cook
something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine
raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil, what, under more favorable circumstances, would
have proved a chef-d’Ĺ“uvre.
Then, on the next page is the vindication:
“They may live without
houses and live without books”
So the saying has gone
through the ages,
“But a civilized man
cannot live without cooks – “
It's a libel, as
proved by these pages,
For when left by
himself in a small kitchenette,
With a saucepan, a
spoon and a kettle,
A man can make things
that you'll never forget —
That will put any cook
on her mettle.
Where camp fires glow
through the still of the night,
Where grills are
electric and shiny,
Where kitchens are
huge, done in tiling of white.
Where stoves are
exceedingly tiny.
Where people are
hungry — no matter the place —
A man can produce in a
minute
A dish to bring smiles
to each skeptical face,
With art — and real
food value — in it I
At range and at oven,
at (whisper it!) still,
A man is undoubtedly
master;
His cooking is done
with an air and a skill.
He's sure as a woman —
and faster!
He may break the
dishes and clutter the floor,
And if he is praised —
he deserves it —
He may flaunt his
prowess until he’s a bore. . . .
But, Boy, what he
serves — when he serves it!
I have, in fact, given you a story from the book in a previous post
(Justifiable Homicide, Chef Style), but there is yet more to share. How could any
Stag not be tempted by this book, when the introduction simultaneously appeals
to the universal love of celebrities, hints at the irresistible delights within,
and reassures the Stag that it is all doable, if only he hold his awe in check?
The immortals who have contributed
recipes to this volume were born with a silver spoon not in their mouths, but
in their hands. The cap and apron, not the cap and bells, is the garb in which
they perform. Secrets handed down through generations are thrown with a wanton
hand on the pages that comprise this volume. Sauces from the south, chowders
from New England, barbecued masterpieces from the west, grilled classics from
field and stream, ragouts, stews, desserts, dressings are hung within reach of
all, like garlic clusters from the rafters of opportunity. Reach up and help
yourself.
Be not disturbed by occasional
jocund phrases in this symposium. Behind them is probably concealed a savory or
a flavor. A long paragraph may conclude with full particulars concerning the
architecture of a gastronomic dream. Turn the pages slowly lest you be
overwhelmed by the richness of the menu.
As for the recipe for the day, I was initially equally tempted by
the very manly-sounding Hog Jowls and
Turnip Greens, and the rather girly-sounding Fried
Elderberry Blossoms. I finally decided on Tomato Wiggle, because the name sounds like fun, and the dish can be described as a form of Welsh
Rarebit – which as you know, is one of my pet topics. The recipe was provided
by one James R. Quirk, editor and publisher of the first movie fan magazine Photoplay, which was founded in 1911.
Tomato Wiggle.
To
one pound of diced American cheese, add one can of Campbell's Tomato Soup.
Heat over
a slow fire until a thick, smooth mass has been obtained. And then add one
beaten egg,
and
follow it quickly with a cup of cream or very rich milk. Stir in a
dessertspoonful of
Worcestershire
Sauce, and enough salt to give the proper kick.
Serve
on soda crackers that have been heated - large soda crackers.
The name? That's just
to make it difficult.
Quotation for the Day:
Cooking is a gift, not an art. Eating is an art, not a gift. In
combination a grace is developed. No great culinary triumph was ever perfected
by accident.
The Stag Cook Book (New
York, 1922); Introduction by Robert H. Davis.